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all i can think about during the day is failriot and tacos.  -anonymous

risa IS *THE* BOKEDERE©. SHE ABUSES THE CAPSLOCK KEY AND SPAMS AND MAKES REALLY IDIOTIC TYPOS. SHE DOES NOT THINK BEFORE SHE ACTS AND SO SHE'S ALWAYS IN TROUBLE WITH ME. IN A NUTSHELL: SHE'S A BIG BALL OF SUNSHINE WHO IS REALLY STUPID AND PERVERTED BUT YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE HER ANYWAY. also she's fun to abuse. ♥  -akagi 

DUH YOU'RE LIKE SUPER COOL AND YOUR ENTRIES MAKE ME LAUGH LOL 8)  -xtiggzie 

RISA IS UNINTENTIONALLY FROM THE LAND OF THE GENKI SPAIN IN HER HEART. SHE IS ALSO MY TYPO PARTNER IN FAIL CRIMES. THAT'S ABOUT IT. SHE'S ALSO FROM AMERICA'S WANG. THAT'S A SUPER PLUS. - hiroaki

A few of you already know, but Arthur the fish died last night.
I think he got sick again without me noticing.
He wasn't exactly healthy, or at least I think so.

CAUSE HE GOT SICK A WEEK AFTER I GOT HIM AND I WAS LUCKY TO SAVE HIM FROM THAT T_____T

a;dlhf I dunno. I cried for a little bit last night, now I'm kinda... eh on the whole thing.
I hope he didn't suffer or anything, it's my fault for not noticing this time ;__;.....

New layout again!
failriot failriot failriot

Also, I've redone my trainer card like 10 times now, but I think I got it how I want it this time >Db



...I'm more of a favoritism trainer, as you can see |D;;

Also, I want a new mood theme. Any suggestions? Air Gear, Fairy Tail, Hetalia... POKEMON. Anything you know I'm addicted to c:

You know how sometimes people on your friendslist post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration. One-Word-Answers seldom help anyone out.

First Name
Teresa. But I don't like it much, so I go by Risa more than Teresa.It's pronounced Tea-ree-suh. Not Tree-suh. One of my biggest pet peeves is when people slur my name for no reason, so it comes out as Tree-suh and not Tea-ree-suh. It's alright I guess. Teresa's a Greek name and it means "late summer" or "harvest". I like "late summer" better, yeah?

People like calling me Mother Teresa, and just spelling it wrong(accidental or not). I've see Tereca, Teresea, Terrisa, Tiresa, PRETTY MUCH EVERY WAY YOU CAN IMAGINE SOMEONE COULD MISSPELL TERESA, IT'S BEEN DONE 9_9

( tl;dr orz )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY paranoiabloomed

I threw up a little bit ago, I guess I'm sick from something. But it's weird cause all I had last night was a slight cough and now it's full on UPCHUCKING. I'm fine now, but eyuh. Throwing up hurts, dude ;____;

......She finally regains Edward's attention after she deliberately jumps off a cliff and almost dies. Edward, being a thirteen-year-old girl, thinks Bella has died and goes to Italy to commit suicide. He attempts to do this by exposing himself to the sun at noon in an Italian town. Since sunlight doesn't actually harm ~*~Twilight vampires~*~, one must assume that Edward is hoping some macho Italians will see him in at full sparkle and beat him to death for being gay.

/DEAD

I WOULD BE A TERRIBLE GLEE CAST MEMBER.wav -

I suck. I messed up so bad over and over and OVER. SORRY FOR RUINING THAT SONG GUYS LMFAO B|

And sorry it's so staticy... I need a new mic. And sorry you guys couldn't hear my dad, once he came RUNNING IN THE ROOM, I guess I paused it before he said anything |D... AND I'M AWKWARD AS CRAP, SORRY ABOUT THAT TOO.

MAKING ME CRAI AND SOB AND STUFF.

WHERE DO YOU GET OFF )'<

I sympathized with Quinn. Her dad's a butthole ;___;.... And i know how it feels to get talked to like that, even though hers was way... WAY worse than anything my dad's ever said to me. My nose is runny.

Also, KURT. Oh my GOD I hope Kurt and Finn go somewhere. Not because I kinda think they look adorable together ship them(I actually can't bring myself to SHIP them I dunno why PROLLYBECAUSEOFQUINN :C), but because my heart went crack when Kurt told Finn the name of his ballad was "I Honestly Love You", and Finn got all flustered and assumed it was a song he'd never heard of.

AND I WAS SO SCARED THAT QUINN WAS GONNA TELL FINN IT'S NOT HIS BABY AFTER THE CLUB SANG THEIR SONG WHICH I LOVED BY THE WAY ;AJKDHG. As if Quinn's dad didn't piss me off enough, I WOULD HAVE FLIPPED SHIT IF SHE TOLD HIM THEN.

......G'NIGHT FLIST :'D....

LEAVE A COMMENT WITH A QUESTION OR ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR ME SAYING AND I'LL POST THE ANSWERS/WHATEVER YOU ASKED ME LATER IN A VOICE POST.

1 HOUR AND 45 MINUTES UNTIL GLEE HNNNNG.

I forgot to mention I made a post over at hamburgers a little while ago. HERE IT IS.

I spent two hours today walking around on 3rd street and Atlantic (major roads in my town; yay jacksoffville) and did nothing but listen and sing to Glee sound track music.

WHO ELSE CAN'T WAIT FOR GLEE TO COME ON TONIGHT?

Also, GoldxSilver = OTP.
RedxGreen is in a close second =u=

HAPPY BIRTHDAYmaids

I hate how none of my recent entries are really happy like the used to be =_= IT;S ALL DRAMU GAWD.

At work today, I got really mad at Shanice because I THOUGHT she was hassling me about trivial things.But she told me later that Travis was telling her he had no idea where I was and stuff like that. Travis is a LIAR. So I let that go because of my WALL OF OPTIMISM that only exists after I sod around.

So later, I was walking by Travis's register, and he was full on YELLING at a customer because he doesn't speak proper Engrish, and she had no idea what he was saying(she wanted to pay using credit, and he had to press the green button to do that. But Travis, being gangsta gangsta, was telling her to "PREH DA GREEHN BUH'N".)

So I walked up to her, since he's no help, and asked her if she wanted credit. She nodded and smiled, so I pressed the green button for her, and basically walked her through it. He GLARED at me so hard I could FEEL it. Then I told her that she needed to show Travis her credit card, and this is how it went.

Me: Kay, now you need to show him your car--
Travis: CAA AH SEE YO CAHD? )<
Me: .....
Lady: ....*hands it to him*
Travis: *SNATCH* )<
Lady: o_o;...

Obviously, there's something wrong with that. So I told him he needed to chill out. Then he started letting loose on me. (typed in English for your conveniance) "DON'T BE TALKIN TO ME LIKE THAT LITTLE GIRL. WALK YOU'RE LITTLE BOOTY AWAY, YOU AINT GOT NO BUSINESS BEIN HERE. UH UH. I KNOW YOU AINT BE TALKIN TO ME LIKE THAT. THERE'S CUSTOMERS HERE, WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME. I'M THE BEST CASHIER IN THIS WHO DANG STORE SO YOU BEST BACK UP."

Customers: "...O___O;;;..."

So I told Mike, the store manager.
We watched it on the cameras.
Now he's either written up (AGAIN UGH), or fired.
I hope it's the latter. I'm pissed, but yet i'm fine. I dunno, I feel indifferent, but the situation annoys me. IT'S WEIRD, GUYS, IT'S WEIRD.

Welcome to my flist, volkner, xhadowkiss, maids, unobsolete, griefer, waker, outcasts, and tsutomu <33!

Here's the stuff you can add me on if you want to~
plurk - http://twitter.com/kerobeam
twitter - http://www.plurk.com/bonustrack
msn - phanpys@live.com

I'd make it all fancy, but I'm in a hurry for work so I'm rushing ;alkdfg

So me and Kirsten spoke to each other in Spanish today. We were sitting on a bench for lunch andddd...

Me: HOLA.
Kirsten: Hola >:D
Me: Buenos noches, mi diablo.
Kirsten: Nada. Muy bien y tu... mi.... amour.
Me: THAT'S ITALIAN YOU IDIOT.
Kirsten: PFFFF ALOHA BITCH.
Me: >B|.... SAYONARA, MI PEQUENO NINO *STRUTS OFF*
Kirsten: ....WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. STOP, COME BACK *GIVES CHASE*

And so on. OFF TO WORK.

Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme and their current wallpaper on their LiveJournal.
Explain in five sentences why you're using that wallpaper!
Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on!

o1. Because I get really bored on Photoshop sometimes.
o2. Because I am a Pokefag.
o3. Because I'm in love All Time Low.
o4. Because Silver is wearing pink <3
o5. Because Gold is wearing glasses <3

BONUS: Because Soul looks really cute ;w; I'd totally wear that.

☆ New post at hamburgers

☆ I'm still addicted to All time Low, in case you were wondering :D

☆ On the way home, my dad said he's proud of me.
._. hm...

☆ I have nothing to update on tbh.

☆ AM I COOL YET??

☆ New favorite song.


☆ most boring entry ever, y/y?

I got 5 more questions from hiroaki~

1) how did you come up with the name 'risa'?
I didn't, I onlycame up with the spelling |D Some guy I used to know came up with it. He was too lazy to type out "Teresa", so he just started typing "Resa". Then, after about a year of being called that, I changed it to Risa, because Risa is cuter than Resa. And they're pronounced the same, so who tf cares >w>... NOW IT'S BEEN 3 YEARS OF RESA/RISA.

2) what is your favoritecolor?
Orange~

3) if you could change which state to live in, where would you go?
....Anywhere but Florida, tbh. I hate it here, it's so boring :|

4) would you pull romano's curl?
We're not gonna mince words here. Hell yes, I would.

5) physics question: where is the center of gravity in a man?
.....the groin 8|